Let us appreciate the fashion goddesses that are the Team Rocket Trio!
DAAAAMN can James rock a dress.
cellphones have two brightness settings: “dim” and “the messiah is back”
whenever i see this goddamn message i dont even to check if that “today i will ham” post is on my dash i just fucking know its there
I just went to get a drink in my kitchen and for some reason I opened the microwave (thinking it was the fridge I guess) and there was a pineapple in the fuckin microwave I shit you not
If you want to roll Intimidation on some adorable cute helpless squirrels, go ahead. roll or no roll they get the message though.
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that